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Enn f\u00fall \u00fat \u00ed Stu\u00f0menn.<\/h4>\n

F\u00fasa finnst Stu\u00f0menn ekki skemmtileg hlj\u00f3msveit. Hann grettir sig \u00feegar \u00e9g d\u00e1sama \u00fe\u00e1. Hvers vegna? J\u00fa, vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e1ri\u00f0 1984 voru \u00feeir a\u00f0 spila \u00ed Atlav\u00edk, F\u00fasi var 17 \u00e1ra og vel \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed og var staddur baksvi\u00f0s \u00e1 vegum trommuleikarans \u00ed Gr\u00fdlunum. \u00de\u00e1 komu Stu\u00f0menn og vildu henda F\u00fasa \u00fat en hann var ekki alveg \u00e1 \u00feeim buxunum enda hver hef\u00f0i veri\u00f0 \u00fea\u00f0 \u00ed \u00feessum \u00e1\u00f0st\u00e6\u00f0um. Einhver \u00f3s\u00e6ttu ur\u00f0u \u00e1 milli Gr\u00fdlanna og Stu\u00f0manna \u00fat af F\u00fasa og var\u00f0 endirinn s\u00e1 a\u00f0 F\u00fasi f\u00e9kk a\u00f0 vera. Hann var\u00f0 samt f\u00fall \u00fat \u00ed Stu\u00f0menn og er \u00fea\u00f0 enn\u00fe\u00e1. F\u00fasi er langr\u00e6kinn.<\/p>\n

Reglur eru til a\u00f0 brj\u00f3ta \u00fe\u00e6r.<\/h4>\n

F\u00fasi stundar b\u00e6jarr\u00e6ktina \u00feessa dagana (endurh\u00e6fing \u00fat af hn\u00e9nu) og er hann \u00ed hnj\u00e1h\u00f3pnum. Sj\u00fakra\u00fej\u00e1lfarnir \u00fearna eru upp\u00e1t\u00e6kjasamir og finna upp \u00e1 allskonar leikjum sem krefjast hreyfingar. \u00c9g veit \u00fea\u00f0 \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g hef l\u00edka veri\u00f0 \u00ed b\u00e6jarr\u00e6ktinni. \u00c9g elska svona leiki. Um daginn vorum vi\u00f0 \u00ed krabbameinsh\u00f3pnum, \u00ed floorball<\/em> og m\u00e9r t\u00f3kst \u00fev\u00ed mi\u00f0ur a\u00f0 t\u00e6kla einn prostatagaurinn sem er ansi n\u00e1l\u00e6gt \u00e1ttr\u00e6\u00f0isaldri, svo illa a\u00f0 hann br\u00e1ka\u00f0i \u00ferj\u00fa rifbein og gat ekki m\u00e6tt restina af t\u00edmabilinu. \u00dea\u00f0 var kannski ekki alveg n\u00f3gu gott. En aftur a\u00f0 F\u00fasa. Honum finnast svona leikir ekki skemmtilegir. Hann vill bara \u00e6fa \u00ed fri\u00f0i og lj\u00faka \u00fev\u00ed af. Um daginn setti sj\u00fakra\u00fej\u00e1lfarinn \u00ed hnj\u00e1h\u00f3pnum 52 spil \u00e1 hvolf \u00e1 mitt g\u00f3lfi\u00f0 og skipti h\u00f3pnum \u00ed tv\u00f6 li\u00f0. Li\u00f0in \u00e1ttu s\u00ed\u00f0an a\u00f0 velja s\u00e9r spil og valdi li\u00f0i\u00f0 hans F\u00fasa t\u00edgul og hin v\u00f6ldu spa\u00f0a. Leikurinn gekk svo \u00fat \u00e1 \u00fea\u00f0 a\u00f0 skiptast \u00e1 a\u00f0 s\u00e6kja spil og vera fyrst til a\u00f0 finna \u00f6ll \u00ferett\u00e1n spilin \u00ed v\u00f6ldnum lit. F\u00fasi byrja\u00f0i, fann lauf og \u00ed sta\u00f0inn fyrir a\u00f0 leggja \u00fea\u00f0 ni\u00f0ur aftur og hlaupa til baka, t\u00f3k hann \u00fea\u00f0 me\u00f0, sem hann \u00e1tti alls ekki a\u00f0 gera. Hin spur\u00f0u hva\u00f0 hann v\u00e6ri a\u00f0 gera? \u00c9g breytti bara \u00ed lauf, svara\u00f0i hann. Honum er \u00f3m\u00f6gulegt a\u00f0 fara eftir reglum.<\/p>\n

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Uppskriftirnar hennar S\u00f3lr\u00fanar Diego eru \u00f3noth\u00e6far.<\/h4>\n

En uppskriftum getur hann au\u00f0veldlega fari\u00f0 eftir. Ef a\u00f0 \u00fe\u00e6r eru h\u00e1rn\u00e1kv\u00e6mar upp \u00e1 millil\u00edtra og 1\/8 teskei\u00f0. \u00a0Um daginn \u00e1kva\u00f0 \u00e9g a\u00f0 hafa indverska borgara<\/a> \u00ed matinn a la S\u00f3lr\u00fan Diego, \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 \u00e9g \u00e1tti svo margt \u00ed \u00fe\u00e1 uppskrift og leyst vel \u00e1 hana. En S\u00f3lr\u00fan gaf ekki upp hlutf\u00f6ll \u00ed uppskriftinni heldur bara innihaldi\u00f0 og \u00e9g sp\u00e1\u00f0i l\u00edti\u00f0 \u00ed \u00fea\u00f0, enda sleppti \u00e9g \u00fev\u00ed sem \u00e9g \u00e1tti ekki og b\u00e6tti \u00f6\u00f0ru vi\u00f0. Hlutf\u00f6llin \u00e1ttu bara a\u00f0 vera sittl\u00edti\u00f0 af flestu og hellingur af einhverju. \u00deegar F\u00fasi opna\u00f0i linkinn og \u00e6tla\u00f0i a\u00f0 fara a\u00f0 gera gr\u00e6nmetisbuffi\u00f0, f\u00e9llust honum hendur og var\u00f0 hann eins og li\u00f0i\u00f0 l\u00edk \u00ed framan. Engin hlutf\u00f6ll? Hva\u00f0 var S\u00f3lr\u00fan a\u00f0 sp\u00e1? F\u00fasi lag\u00f0i \u00e1 bor\u00f0i\u00f0 \u00feetta kv\u00f6ldi\u00f0 og \u00e9g s\u00e1 um buffi\u00f0 sem var mj\u00f6g gott.<\/p>\n

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Sj\u00fakra\u00fej\u00e1lfinn segir bara bla bla bla … eins og konan m\u00edn.<\/h4>\n

Nokkru seinna, \u00feegar hann var \u00ed b\u00e6jarr\u00e6ktinni, var h\u00f3pnum aftur skipt upp \u00ed tv\u00f6 li\u00f0. \u00derj\u00fa og \u00ferj\u00fa \u00ed hverju li\u00f0i og sex ketilbj\u00f6llur settar \u00ed mi\u00f0juna. S\u00ed\u00f0an \u00e1ttu \u00feau a\u00f0 fara \u00e1 framstigi (svipa\u00f0 og silly walk \u00ed Monty Python), s\u00e6kja ketilbj\u00f6llu, fara me\u00f0 hana yfir til m\u00f3therjanna, skilja hana eftir \u00fear og fara t\u00f3mhent \u00e1 framstigi til baka. Leikurinn gekk \u00fat \u00e1 a\u00f0 reyna hafa sem flestar ketilbj\u00f6llur \u00e1 helmingi m\u00f3therjanna. Og j\u00e1, \u00feetta var keppni. Nema hva\u00f0, F\u00fasi hlustar greinilega \u00e1l\u00edka miki\u00f0 \u00e1 sj\u00fakra\u00fej\u00e1lfann og mig, \u00fev\u00ed a\u00f0 hann \u00e6ddi \u00e1 framstiginu fram, greip ketilbj\u00f6llu og \u00e6ddi s\u00ed\u00f0an me\u00f0 s\u00f6mu ketilbj\u00f6lluna fram og til baka og n\u00e1\u00f0i um 10 fer\u00f0um \u00e1\u00f0ur en hann var stoppa\u00f0ur og li\u00f0i\u00f0 hans var b\u00fai\u00f0 a\u00f0 sk\u00edttapa: hva\u00f0 ertu a\u00f0 gera ma\u00f0ur? <\/em>\u00c9g n\u00e1\u00f0i \u00feessari bj\u00f6llu fyrst, svara\u00f0i F\u00fasi mj\u00f6g svo sta\u00f0fastur.<\/p>\n

Ykkar einl\u00e6g, Dagn\u00fd<\/em>.<\/p>\n

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Enn f\u00fall \u00fat \u00ed Stu\u00f0menn. F\u00fasa finnst Stu\u00f0menn ekki skemmtileg hlj\u00f3msveit. Hann grettir sig \u00feegar \u00e9g d\u00e1sama \u00fe\u00e1. Hvers vegna? J\u00fa, vegna \u00feess a\u00f0 \u00e1ri\u00f0 1984 voru \u00feeir a\u00f0 spila \u00ed Atlav\u00edk, F\u00fasi var 17 \u00e1ra og vel \u00ed \u00fev\u00ed og var staddur baksvi\u00f0s \u00e1 vegum trommuleikarans \u00ed Gr\u00fdlunum. \u00de\u00e1 komu Stu\u00f0menn og vildu henda
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